Handmade by Yana · Every bar stamped with a Y
Small-batch bars made with love, goat milk, botanical clays, and a frankly unreasonable amount of science. You cannot buy them. You probably cannot get one. We're told this is called a "strategy."
Breakfast Cereal, posing. It knows.
The science
Every recipe starts as a spreadsheet: oils balanced for lather and hardness, clays chosen for what your skin actually needs, essential oils blended like perfume and measured like medicine. Goat milk for creaminess. Salt bars cured until they could survive a polar plunge. Nothing rushed, nothing random, nothing you can't pronounce without at least learning something.
Every formula is weighed, logged, tested on willing family members, and argued about.
Cold process, hot process, long cures. The slow way, on purpose, every time.
If it isn't stamped with the Y, it isn't one of ours. If it is — someone likes you very much.
The collection
Each one has a secret opinion of itself. Press the 🤫 to hear it. Full formulas are under the ⚗ — because around here, the ingredients list is the marketing.
A rich goat milk soap with soothing oats, kaolin clay, and a warm honey aroma that creates a creamy, comforting lather.
no, you may not taste it.
Olive oil, coconut oil, shea butter, tallow, castor oil, goat milk, water, colloidal oats, kaolin clay, honey, sodium lactate, sodium citrate, sodium gluconate, vitamin E, fragrance
A warm, resinous soap with creamy coconut milk lather, colored naturally with annatto and scented with a deep, spicy-wood blend.
spicy, not mythical.
Coconut oil, palm oil, water, coconut milk, annatto-infused oils, yellow clay, Dragon's Blood blend (patchouli, benzoin, cedarwood, cinnamon leaf, ylang ylang), sorbitol, sodium lactate, sodium gluconate, vitamin E
A creamy coconut milk soap with oats, cocoa butter, and avocado oil, naturally colored with purple clay and scented with lavender, fir, juniper, and soft woods for a calm forest-spa cleanse.
magic is subjective.
Olive oil, coconut oil, cocoa butter, avocado oil, castor oil, coconut milk, water, colloidal oats, purple Brazilian clay, kaolin clay, sandalwood powder, sorbitol, sodium gluconate, sodium lactate, sodium citrate, salt, lavender essential oil, fir needle essential oil, patchouli essential oil, juniper berry essential oil, vitamin E, lavender buds, juniper berries
A bold, exfoliating cleansing bar with shea and coconut oils, pumice and charcoal, aloe, and a crisp forest-fresh essential oil blend.
Strong smell, strong scrub. End of story.
Shea butter, coconut oil, olive oil, castor oil, water, aloe vera juice, pumice, cranberry seeds, colloidal oats, Fuller's clay, vitamin E, sugar, sodium lactate, activated charcoal, essential oils (eucalyptus, tea tree, Japanese spearmint, cedarwood atlas, juniper berry, rosemary)
A bright spa-style salt bar with creamy lather, aloe comfort, and a vibrant citrus aroma for a refreshing, long-lasting cleanse.
smells refreshing. do not drink.
Annatto-infused coconut/palm oil (70/30), shea butter, avocado oil, castor oil, aloe vera, distilled water, fine sea salt, pink grapefruit essential oil, may chang essential oil, bergamot essential oil, 5-fold lemon essential oil, sorbitol, sodium lactate, kaolin clay, green clay, spirulina powder, sodium gluconate
A creamy coffeehouse-inspired bar made with brewed coffee, cocoa butter, and shea butter for a rich, conditioning lather and cozy latte aroma.
It might look like a kid's birthday-breakfast gift, but it's good. I swear.
Olive oil, coconut oil, shea butter, avocado oil, rice bran oil, cocoa butter, brewed coffee, fragrance, kaolin clay, colloidal oatmeal, sorbitol, sodium gluconate, sodium lactate, vitamin E, cocoa powder, coffee (instant & grounds), salt
An ultra-hard coconut salt bar with creamy lather and a crisp peppermint-eucalyptus scent for an invigorating spa-like cleanse.
guard your undercarriage.
Coconut oil, shea butter, avocado oil, castor oil, water, fine sea salt, peppermint oil, eucalyptus oil, rosemary oil, sorbitol, sodium lactate, kaolin clay
An ultra-hard coconut salt bar with creamy lather and a crisp peppermint-eucalyptus scent, finished with a cool blue tone.
guard your undercarriage.
Coconut oil, shea butter, avocado oil, castor oil, water, fine sea salt, peppermint oil, eucalyptus oil, rosemary oil, sorbitol, sodium lactate, kaolin clay, blue mica
A creamy, long-lasting soap with silky lather and a soft floral-woody aroma, inspired by warm earth tones and open landscapes.
if you squint hard enough, it's definitely there.
Lard, olive oil, coconut oil, castor oil, distilled water, sodium lactate, sodium citrate, colloidal oats, sugar, salt, clays (rose, yellow, red), palmarosa fragrance, cedarwood essential oil, vitamin E
A traditional tallow bar with goat milk and forest-inspired essential oils, offering a rich, conditioning lather and rustic artisan character.
smoother than necessary.
Saponified beef tallow, water, goat milk, essential oils (patchouli, cedarwood, spruce, sandalwood), sodium lactate, salt, sugar, French green clay, spirulina, indigo
A soft rose-hued floral bar with creamy, satin-smooth lather, delicately scented with lavender, palmarosa, and patchouli for a calm, spa-like cleanse.
The name says it all. What more do you want?
Olive oil, palm oil, canola oil, coconut oil, shea butter, castor oil, distilled water, aloe vera juice, fine sea salt, essential oils (lavender, palmarosa, patchouli), sodium gluconate, sorbitol, sodium lactate, kaolin clay, colloidal oats, madder root powder, tussah silk, vitamin E
A rugged indigo scrub bar with pumice, coffee, and cranberry seed exfoliation, finished with sandalwood, cedarwood, and crisp forest-citrus notes for a serious deep clean.
Use some Scott anywhere you need to get clean.
Palm oil, coconut oil, olive oil, castor oil, water, kaolin clay, pumice, coffee, cranberry seeds, sodium citrate, sodium gluconate, salt, sugar, sandalwood fragrance oil, cedarwood essential oil, spruce/fir needle essential oil, bergamot essential oil, indigo
A creamy conditioning bar infused with turmeric, coconut milk, oats, and sandalwood, finished with a bright citrus-wood scent.
no, this is not curry.
Olive oil, coconut oil, cocoa butter, castor oil, coconut milk, powdered turmeric, kaolin clay, colloidal oats, sandalwood powder, sodium gluconate, sodium lactate, sorbitol, salt, vitamin E, tussah silk, essential oils (lemongrass, may chang, cedarwood atlas)
A gentle, conditioning goat milk soap with shea butter, soothing oats, green clay, and a fresh herbal essential oil blend for soft, balanced skin.
It tried too hard to be everything everyone wanted.
Olive oil, coconut oil, shea butter, tallow, castor oil, powdered goat milk, colloidal oats, kaolin clay, French green clay, spirulina, sodium gluconate, sugar, salt, sodium lactate, essential oils (lavender, peppermint, rosemary, lemon 5-fold, patchouli, cedarwood)
A gentle, creamy facial bar made with goat milk, pink kaolin clay, and soothing oats, lightly scented with lavender and benzoin for a soft, calming cleanse.
it will not, in fact, turn your face pink.
Olive oil, coconut oil, shea butter, mango butter, jojoba oil, castor oil, goat milk, distilled water, lavender essential oil, benzoin resinoid, pink clay, white kaolin clay, sandalwood powder, colloidal oats, sugar, salt, sodium lactate, vitamin E, tussah silk
A powerful old-fashioned cleaning bar formulated for laundry and household use, delivering a strong, residue-free clean even in hard water.
it understands the assignment.
Coconut oil, castor oil, distilled water, sodium lactate, sugar syrup, sodium phytate, sodium gluconate, sodium citrate, white kaolin clay, pink French clay, palmarosa essential oil, cedarwood atlas essential oil
Also in the vault
These formulas are confirmed to exist. Their photographs have not been cleared for release. If that sounds dramatic — correct.
A classic farmhouse-style bar with a balanced blend of hard and conditioning oils, producing a creamy, stable lather with warm natural color.
I mean… it's just so very PINK.
Olive oil, coconut oil, palm oil, sweet almond oil, castor oil, avocado oil, mango butter, water, fragrance, madder root, sodium lactate
A handcrafted hot process soap with cocoa butter and Brazilian clay, scented with bright citrus and earthy patchouli for a playful, bubbly bar.
do not let children decide.
Olive oil, coconut oil, cocoa butter, water, aloe vera juice, castor oil, sodium citrate, sodium lactate, Brazilian clay, sugar, salt, essential oils (orange 5-fold, patchouli dark)
A luxuriously conditioning bar with aloe-infused oils, raw shea butter, creamy lather, and a deep forest essential oil blend in layered green tones.
It's a green bar of soap that smells like the forest… jazz hands.
Olive oil, shea butter, coconut oil, sunflower oil, castor oil, jojoba oil, argan oil, water, aloe vera juice, kaolin clay, silk, vitamin E, essential oils, mica
A clay-rich, high-conditioning bar with a grounding essential oil blend and a smooth, balanced lather.
It's soap. It doesn't suck.
Rice bran oil, coconut oil, sweet almond oil, mango butter, castor oil, shea butter, distilled water, salt, cane sugar, kaolin clay, yogurt, sodium lactate, lemon essential oil, eucalyptus essential oil, rosemary essential oil, cinnamon leaf essential oil, clove bud essential oil
A balanced, clay-enhanced bar with rice bran oil, mango butter, aloe, and a calm sandalwood, eucalyptus, and lavender scent.
It's free, so you say you like it and we all move on.
Rice bran oil, coconut oil, sweet almond oil, mango butter, castor oil, shea butter, aloe vera juice, water, kaolin clay, cane sugar, sodium lactate, fragrance
Acquisition
There are exactly two ways to acquire one. One: know someone who has already received a bar. Two: get on the list.
Can I buy one?
No. There is no shop, no cart, no checkout. There is soap, and there is the list.
When does the list open?
The list has never been open. That's what makes it the list.
Who is on the list?
Friends. Family. People who have never once asked about the list.
I know Yana personally.
That is not a question. But now you're getting warmer.
If a bar ever finds its way to you — you were on the list all along.